I can't swim up an avalanche.
Can't fall off of the ground.
I'm too smart to be simple
But too dumb to be profound.I can't stop my hair from falling out.
Can't make my wrinkled skin look new.
I'm too ugly for the magazines
But too good-looking for you...So meet me on the dance floor
Or treat me at the bar.
I can't take you anywhere
I can't take you where you are
Make me think, with one more drink,
My lonely days are through...
And I'll swim up an avalanche for you.I'm standing halfway up a mountain,
Looking for you on the land below.
But you're up on top with dinamite, matches,
And a great big wall of snow.I can't swim up an avalanche.
Can't fall off of the ground.
I'm too smart to be simple,
But too dumb to be profound.So meet me at the altar
Or treat me at the bar.
If our love should falter
The liquor should go far.
Make me think, with one more drink,
My lonely days are through
And I'll swim up an avalanche for you.Meet me on the dance floor
Or treat me at the bar.
I can't take you anywhere,
I can't take you where you are.
Make me think, with one more drink,
My lonely days are through
And I'll swim up an avalanche for you.